nairdziest hairsbreadth

an extremely small (almost imperceptible) gap between two things.
Man.. it fit okay, but by the nairdziest hairsbreadth!
by Sunny Smith October 26, 2013
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Trump balls

A stand-alone response to a statement, declaring that the person giving it has no proof. Literally, "That's your imagination!"
Statement: "Ever see Hillary up close? She has a third eye! "
Response: "Trump balls!"
by Sunny Smith February 26, 2017
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