Definitions by Sue Douhnim
Crackerean
Classic example of Crackerean: "That you know, you can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong … ching chong. Danny DeVito, ching chong, chong, chong, chong. Drunk. 'The View.' Ching chong," Rosie O'Donnell said on a Dec. 5, 2007 episode of "The View."
Crackerean by Sue Douhnim January 13, 2009
Furd
This distasteful affliction, also known as a dingleberry, is an entanglement of cat turd in the cat's fur, usually in the buttock area. Furds occur most frequently in long-haired cats which are not fastidious about personal hygiene.
Fluffy's righteous furds required one person to hold her down and another, armed with gloves and scissors, to remove them from her tail and backside.
Furd by Sue Douhnim October 23, 2008