2 definitions by SubUrban Drummer

Stands for Fake Penis Syndrome. When the front of a man's pants stands out, as if he has an erection or the chubs.
"Dude...that guy over there is eye-fucking you hardcore. I think it's because of your FPS."
"Is that Andy Dick?"
by SubUrban Drummer March 21, 2010
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When a woman with a flabby ass presses it into your face. This could be done to anally motorboat, perform analingus or cunnilingus. Can be used in both a positive and negative sense.
"How did things with that girl go last night?"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or

2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"
by SubUrban Drummer March 20, 2010
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