Stu Salsbury's definitions

Roughing the Pastor

Phrase used when the media outs a popular church minister or pastor for things like taking drugs, being gay, paying for sex, stealing money, or all of the above.

Did you hear about Rev DipShit's money laundering scam? I heard about it last week and the media has been roughing the pastor ever since.

by Stu Salsbury February 9, 2009

Skill Appropriate

Politically correct synonym for "idiot proof" or "fool proof".

We need to make the procedure skill appropriate so that Steve will understand it.

by Stu Salsbury February 5, 2009

Lavacado

When your shit comes out green with the consistency of molten lava, causing a burning sensation.

After eating mexican the other day I got a bad case of lavacado.

by Stu Salsbury February 9, 2009