Stranger in Moscow's definitions

Askeaton

A dirty kip of a place about 15 miles west of Limerick City on the N69. It is infested with scumbags and pikeys who would rob the eyes from your head given half a chance. The majority of the population are the Irish equivalent to the toothless, inbred hillbillys of Deliverance fame.

Don't go to Askeaton, they will either rob you or push in your poo without consent!

by stranger in moscow April 1, 2011

Think of Gay!

A phrase to describe a method of delaying premature ejaculation. Basically, it entails thinking about an ugly bastard of a ginger so you dont blow too soon.

Oh crap, I'm gonna cum too soon if I don't do something about it. I know, I'll think of Gay!

by Stranger in Moscow April 21, 2011