Stormageddon, Bane of the West's definitions

Decepticunt

A female who is significantly less attractive at close proximity than she initially appears from a distance.

- Do you think I should go talk to that bodacious babe over there?

- Nah, man, that's a decepticunt if I ever saw one. It might be just a shadow, but I'm pretty sure her whole face is concave.

- Bummer.

by Stormageddon, Bane of the West February 21, 2012