Definitions by Stoned Faux

platonic pick up artist 

A person who is looking for friendship and companions but not sex, yet goes about this task like a gross pick up artist would

The guy who hangs around the pizza place near the university started talking to me and gave me his number, then texted me first thing in the morning! He wasn't hitting on me, but damn he was creepy! I hate platonic pick up artists like that!

platonic pick up artist by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

metocin 

Metocin (4-hydroxy-N-methyl-N-ethyltryptamine) is a psychedelic compound invented by Alexander Shulgin and described in his book TiHKaL. Its name comes from a mashing of 'methyl' and 'psilocin', the interchangeable analogue of psilocybin.

"Dude, this metocin is good medicine! Get it??" said the insufferable asshole who was tripping with me. "Yes, you're very clever," I said, "now will you let me enjoy this metocin trip without your snark?"

metocin by Stoned Faux August 23, 2017