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Pronounced "chuft". Council House Fake Tan- when you shit in your loofah and smear it over your body in the attempt to look more bronzed.
I tried a CHFT last night to get me through to payday and instead of a tan it's given me horrendous bacne
by StinkyVPL January 22, 2026
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