3 definition by Sticky Fingered Pete

Mark cupped a fart and made me smell it, so later, when he wasn’t looking, I shoved a finger up my arse and gave him a great looking bobtash.

John: "Hey man, I'm headed out, you wanna come?"
Mike: "No thanks dude, I'm poonsurfing but can you pick me up some kleenex while you're out?"

On entering the club Mike stopped and took in the view.

John: "Hey man, lets get to the bar."
Mike: "In a minute dude, i'm just taking in the poonvista"