Sticky Fingered Pete's definitions

Poonvista

A large gathering of hot women.

On entering the club Mike stopped and took in the view.

John: "Hey man, lets get to the bar."
Mike: "In a minute dude, i'm just taking in the poonvista"

by Sticky Fingered Pete August 12, 2010

Poonsurfing

To look at pictures of pussy on the internet.

John: "Hey man, I'm headed out, you wanna come?"
Mike: "No thanks dude, I'm poonsurfing but can you pick me up some kleenex while you're out?"

by Sticky Fingered Pete August 12, 2010

Bobtash

The smearing of one’s own excrement onto the top lip of another.

Mark cupped a fart and made me smell it, so later, when he wasn’t looking, I shoved a finger up my arse and gave him a great looking bobtash.

by Sticky Fingered Pete July 27, 2011