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L.I.G.M.A Strike

Lemon Infused Gargantuan Man-made Apocalypse Strike

The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.

Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.

“Hey, what’s that falling from the sky?”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”

by Steven The Absolute Idiot September 1, 2022

Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.

Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 16, 2022