Definitions by Steven Spalldarph
Ukrainian Bidet
When a person crawls into the space under a porta potty and spits a mouthful of shit water all over a dangling grundle.
Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.
Ukrainian Bidet by Steven Spalldarph December 9, 2019