Steven Gardner's definitions

MAMTEB GENTLEMEN

A member or members of the group MAMTEB, who most generally have the following traits: wearing top hats and/or bow ties, being part marmat, and being extremely well-hung.

Mrs. Percy: "Oh, dear. I haven't had my clitoris stimulated or my hedges pruned in the shapes of funny little forest creatures lately. What shall I do?"

Brad Pitt: "Call a Mamteb Gentleman. They are all hotter than I am."

Mrs. Percy. "Okay. You're right. Mamteb Gentlemen always satisfy every desire."

by Steven Gardner October 24, 2007

MAMTEBed

When you are watching the TV show Touched By An Angel in syndication and getting your knob polished by a foxy snow bunny.

Lataytay: "Hey, Jermaine. What did you do last night?"

Jermaine: "Bitch, My ho came over and I got MAMTEBed!"
I jizzed all over her forehead!"

Lataytay: "DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUHHHHHMMMM..."

by Steven Gardner October 23, 2007