Definitions by Steven Gardner
MAMTEB GENTLEMEN
A member or members of the group MAMTEB, who most generally have the following traits: wearing top hats and/or bow ties, being part marmat, and being extremely well-hung.
Mrs. Percy: "Oh, dear. I haven't had my clitoris stimulated or my hedges pruned in the shapes of funny little forest creatures lately. What shall I do?"
Brad Pitt: "Call a Mamteb Gentleman. They are all hotter than I am."
Mrs. Percy. "Okay. You're right. Mamteb Gentlemen always satisfy every desire."
Brad Pitt: "Call a Mamteb Gentleman. They are all hotter than I am."
Mrs. Percy. "Okay. You're right. Mamteb Gentlemen always satisfy every desire."
MAMTEB GENTLEMEN by Steven Gardner October 24, 2007
MAMTEBed
When you are watching the TV show Touched By An Angel in syndication and getting your knob polished by a foxy snow bunny.
Lataytay: "Hey, Jermaine. What did you do last night?"
Jermaine: "Bitch, My ho came over and I got MAMTEBed!"
I jizzed all over her forehead!"
Lataytay: "DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUHHHHHMMMM..."
Jermaine: "Bitch, My ho came over and I got MAMTEBed!"
I jizzed all over her forehead!"
Lataytay: "DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUHHHHHMMMM..."
MAMTEBed by Steven Gardner October 23, 2007