Definitions by Steve-o 1991

buttscratcher 

a extended and erect rod, preferably wood (or plastic if you're cheap), with a sickle-shaped head used primarily for relieving an itchy sensation present in one's buttocks

I was so happy when I experienced the sensation of a true buttscratcher for the first time!

buttscratcher by Steve-o 1991 January 5, 2008