2 definitions by Steve Zodiac

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A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.
I dumped my load all over her monkey beard.
by Steve Zodiac February 16, 2012
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A woman who does not wash after intercourse. A recepticle for semen.
She was just a dirty scut bag. She was minging down there.
by Steve Zodiac January 12, 2012
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