Steve Zodiac's definitions

monkey beard

A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.

I dumped my load all over her monkey beard.

by Steve Zodiac April 12, 2012

Scut Bag

A woman who does not wash after intercourse. A recepticle for semen.

She was just a dirty scut bag. She was minging down there.

by Steve Zodiac January 14, 2012