Definitions by Steve Willmy

canoe party

Intentional flooding of one's basement for use in swimming, kayaking, and other craziness.

Dude, did you go to that canoe party? We played bumper cars with boats!

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Using overall assholish tactics to get what you want; usually used in the business world.

Bill Gates uses strong-arm tactics to run other companies out of business - at least we aren't using macs.

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