Definitions by Steve The Plasterer

anal art

Art which is 100% organic and the result of bowel issues. Especially when sweetcorn is a decorative feature.

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1. When you make your lady friend so wet that her pubic hair becomes moist.
2. When you come so much that your man friend has a dripping moustache.

Dave: Oi mate how was stacey last night?
Steve:aw man she was great she had a moist brush before we even started

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