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More a feat of strength than a sexual act. A woman assumes the horse-stance position and inserts a raw egg fully inside her birth canal. The man (usually) sits cross-legged in front of her with complete concentration. After proper chi is harnessed, the man will strike one blow to the woman's taint (space between vagina and asshole). If this is performed correctly, the egg will break within the womb and only the yolk will ooze out, fully in tact. This is very similar to the Dim Mak (touch of death) in the hit Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, Bloodsport.
After much practice, young Methusula was finally able to egg bok his soon-to-be-bride in front of the entire village; proving his worth and skill.
by Steve Jouflas January 15, 2009
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you know how wrestlers/MMA fighters get cauliflower ear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauliflower_ear) from getting so much trauma and friction on their ears. Well, technically, since the human dong is cartridge too, you can get cauliflower-cock from too much Frotting ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot )? Especially if you really went to town with your partner while playing tummy-sticks.
"Oh my gosh! I was in Miami all weekend with Todd, and I guess we had too many Mai Tais...we sword-fought way too hard and now I have Cauliflower Cock!"
by Steve Jouflas April 17, 2009
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