Steve Day's definitions

fartmosphere

A collection of farticles released into an area upon flatulating.

I totally just walked into your fartmosphere.

by Steve Day May 22, 2008

Condolations

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...

by Steve Day December 30, 2008