Steve Bailey's definitions

doad

Often mistaken for papier-mache sculpture projects, these human-like creatures have a white skin covering similar to partially dried cake frosting, through which a plasma like raspberry syrup often trickles down like blood. They are extremely dangerous and to be avoided at all cost.

The doad were recently spotted on a street corner of Unter den Linden, in Berlin, Germany.

by Steve Bailey September 17, 2003