Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Stephen Douglas

smelt

Pieces of loose skin on your ballsack that fall off.

Without use of lubrication while goofing off smelting occurs.

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Frosty is when you do not wipe your ass thoroughly after taking a dump,th poop still in your bunghole molds.

After Arthur broke both of his arms he had a frosty ass,because he could not reach far enough to give a thorough ass wipe.

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When feeling the urge to ripp ass, you release the fart with your bare ass and your cheeks spread wide apart into someone elses face.

I bumpsee on my dog Drew when i come home from school.

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Someone who jams farts back up into the ass with your finger, clogging it.

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