Stephan Smolka's definitions

How are you?

The lamest rhetorical question in the English language. Requires the answer of 'Fine' no matter how you feel or why you are going to have a conversation. An exercise for the lips and tongue.

I was dying of cancer and had to see my doctor. He asked me, "How are you?"

by Stephan Smolka January 17, 2009

prostitute

Verbosely defined as someone who sells their own personal morals and/or values for the idea of money, not necessarily for sex.

At work I feel like I prostitute myself, having to agree with my boss, lest he fire my ass.

by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009