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In the future...

You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.

Rape will be legal.

It will be legal to rape infants.

Human sacrifices will be made legal.

Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.

Cannibalism will be legal.
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