A hilarious mixture of the terms "condom", "dildo", and "bong". Can be used to express nearly any emotion, situation, or person.
Dude, f*ckin' condildobong.
by Stefan Spielberg October 20, 2008
to slap someones nutsack from behind, so that they are already writhing in pain before identification of the culprit can be established
by Stefan Spielberg October 20, 2008
a sloppy, wet fart that takes the souls of those in the immediate vicinity.(sounds like someone hitting a hookah)
by Stefan Spielberg January 18, 2009