European bagtag

to slap someones nutsack from behind, so that they are already writhing in pain before identification of the culprit can be established

I gave John a wicked European bagtag and hid in the bushes before he could even see me.

by Stefan Spielberg October 20, 2008

Condildobong

A hilarious mixture of the terms "condom", "dildo", and "bong". Can be used to express nearly any emotion, situation, or person.

Dude, f*ckin' condildobong.

by Stefan Spielberg October 20, 2008

a sloppy, wet fart that takes the souls of those in the immediate vicinity.(sounds like someone hitting a hookah)

Jesus, Josh just ripped a juice bomb. Fuck!

by Stefan Spielberg January 18, 2009