Grudaism

Grudaism is the belief and philosophy that Gru Supreme helped the Flying Spaghetti Monster create the universe. However, people started forgetting Gru, making him lose his power, turning into Felonius Gru. However, once he consumes all of the Minion Stones, he says his signature catchphrase, “Bye bye, Gorls!” And assumes his upgraded form, Absolute Gru. Also, if you seduce Gru enough, he turns back into his prime form, Gru Supreme.
Gorls, your resistance against Grudaism is futile.
by Stefán Multiverse September 21, 2019
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