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A building material similar to vibranium, but harnessed from a scrotum. Objects build out of scrotium have a leathery texture and hairy exterior, both of which are dependent on the age of the material's benefactor.
I wanted to build my own Iron Man suit, but since I don't have any vibranium, I had to resort to scrotium instead. It's not as sturdy and durable, but the intimidation factor more than makes up for it.
by Steed Hardcastle August 15, 2022
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