Stand By One's definitions

PBP

An abbreviation standing for Phantom Ball Pain. PBP is a sudden pain in one or both testicles for no particular reason. PBP can happen at any time and can range from a mild ache to intense pain. PBP is normal in post-pubescent males and does not require medical attention unless it occurs frequently.

I was about to put a gallon of milk in my grocery cart when PBP struck and I dropped it on the floor. What a mess.

by Stand By One April 1, 2008