Definitions by Stan Stanley stanforth

Porno egg

An egg cooked so well the yoke squirts out when eating it

I had a porno egg sandwich today it squirted over my hoodie

Porno egg by Stan Stanley stanforth January 12, 2021

Spirit leveling 

When you fart and a bubble feels like it moving up and down your are crack

I just farted and now it's spirit leveling

Spirit leveling by Stan Stanley stanforth May 3, 2019