2 definitions by Stan Lana Delray

Robert Pattinson

This is the super villain called Spunk ransom’s alter ego. Spunk ransom is known to give off the distinct smell of crayons. He is also known for biting babies and even as a child he had this evil with in him. It all started when he locked his substitute teacher in a closet and ever since then he has been causing distress to many people.

Boy: Hey, Robert Pattinson kinda looks like a hotter version of Spunk Ransom.
Girl: you idiot he is Spunk Ransom

by Stan Lana Delray December 29, 2021

Suki Waterhouse

Husband steeler. I saw Robert Pattinson first and called dibs and she still stole him.

I hate Suki Waterhouse because she stole my husband.

by Stan Lana Delray January 1, 2021