farmer's delight

A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.

Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.

Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?

by Stan Greer August 25, 2006

Ryan Bowen

Former Denver Nuggets star. Brings it every game.

Michael Jordan: Holy shit, what was that blur of amazingness that blew by me?
Passerby: Oh. That's Ryan Bowen.

by Stan Greer September 08, 2006

hfu

Means "Hey fuck you" in internet lingo.

Person 1: Excuse me but you suck.
Person 2: HFU

by Stan Greer January 01, 2007