Definitions by Stacy and Mikey

go-gurt 

Slang for semen. Pasty white sticky substance that comes from a tube. 'grab and jerk than squeeze and slurp'

Oh shiz-nit your go-gurt just shot in my eye!

You just go-gurted on my pillow, jackass!

go-gurt by Stacy and Mikey February 10, 2007