Definitions by Stacy's mom

Sexculate 

To Sexculate; to speculate about your own or someone else's sexuality.

Chad - "I wonder if that hot dude over there is into guys..."
Barry - "Bro, stop sexculating and just ask him out!"

Janice - "I don't know whether I'm a lesbian or not!"
Counsellor - "SEXCULATE!"

Sexculate by Stacy's Mom August 1, 2012

mexican face-hat 

The act of when a woman has a vagina so loose, the man fits his entire head inside of it.

Stacy's mom was so loose, she graced me with a mexican face-hat

mexican face-hat by Stacy's mom June 11, 2006