Stabsunteroffizier Wunderbar's definitions

Left-handed Web Site

A pornography site on the internet. The name is derived from the practice of using the left hand to manipulate the mouse, thus leaving the right hand free for self-abusing purposes

"Nah, I think I'll just stay home tonight, have a few drinks, and find a left-handed web site or two"

by Stabsunteroffizier Wunderbar February 29, 2008

Jap Slap

A highly technical, extremely dangerous martial arts move in which the individual performing the act strikes their victim with one side of their open hand, then immediately reverses the course and brings the other side of their hand accross the victims face.

My wife wouldn't stop sobbing after her cat died, so I jap slapped her and put her to work on the dishes. Sometimes you have to go that extra mile to help with the healing process.

by Stabsunteroffizier Wunderbar February 28, 2008