Definitions by Squirrel in my pants

Life 

Life is like a dick, women make it hard.

Oh no a woman in the 500m radius, my life is gonna be hard now.

Life by Squirrel in my pants November 22, 2021

Shashank 

Shashank is a Chad who is very very rare to find. They are one of the most valuable and coolest people in the whole multiverse. He will test any girl with his greek God like handsome features and make you fall in love with his sense of humor and catch phrases.

Any girl over 18 yrs old: omg shashank is so romantic!

Shashank by Squirrel in my pants November 22, 2021