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Tory is beautiful and kind. She has a warm heart and a has a real “I don’t give a damn” face. Don’t let stop you. Once you get to know a Tory your life will be complete.

Tory’s are manlier than the average person. They like to burp and fart whenever possible. If they grow out of this phase they can go on to be a wonderful loving wife and mother. Tory’s usually conceive twin boys and later in life have an unexpected girl to follow.

Tory’s are close with family. She will protect her family in a crisis. However, they are messy and leave their belongs all over.

The Tory’s in life are usually educators. They like to hunt with their spouse and collect trophy’s.

Tory’s always have an extra pep in their step. They are probably the cheerleaders in the family. Cheering everyone one.

If you meet a Tory hold on to her. Your life will never be the same.
Person A: hey do you smell that?

Person B: yeah what is that?

Person C: it’s a natural thing everyone does it.

Person A: that’s our friend Tory!
by Squash Face August 2, 2022
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