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If you think that talking about PHP will get you anywhere with women then you are sorely mistaken. Anyone who knows the actual meaning or history behind this web language automatically falls into the geek category and is thereby passed up by any hotties in the vicinity.

Many men who use PHP do it unknowingly while trying to appear smart or web savvy. However, there are those who use it on purpose because they don't want to be distracted from their game of World of Warcraft.
I see that you chose to use HTML on your website even though PHP is far superior.
by Spy Frauline January 23, 2008
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