Definitions by Sprant Burjong

gook ham 

when an enormous buildup of feces inside a man's rectum puts so much pressure on the prostate that a bowel movement causes an ejaculation in mid-dump; the ejaculate clings to the large load and glistens while floating in the cool, toilet water.

Dustin said, "I beef whistled a gook ham in that bathroom back there."

gook ham by Sprant Burjong September 22, 2009