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Bald and toothless
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One who lacks
hair
and teeth, and
thus
resembles an overgrown
baby
. Often pronounced with an "f".
The bald and
toothless
boy angered the
teacher
with his
comments
and slouching posture.
"I am not bald and toofless!"
Bald and toothless
by
Sprago
January 19, 2009
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