SportsyGrandma234's definitions

curb drank

1. delicious beverage that typically leads to spontaneous orgasms of the mouth.

2. drank created from sugar, instead of corn

3. beverage drank by curb kids to get shitfaced

Curb Kid 1: Hello, Thomas, would you enjoy some curb drank?
Thomas: Why yes Curb Kid 1 i would enjoy it.
*they drink the beverage
Thomas: my mouth just jizzed
Curb Kid 1: hahaha... that IS what gazzelles do at picnics!
Thomas: you queer boy?? (redneck accent)
Curb Kid 1: is a babies sweater brown?
Thomas: maybe?
Curb kid 1: exactly...

by SportsyGrandma234 March 19, 2010