turtle herder

Someone who collects fecal matter.
My sister is such a turtle herder, she's always digging around in that cat box.
by Spinderella cut it up one time October 11, 2007
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corner of lip

The unattractive gathering of white crust in the corners of the mouth; The ultimate insult.
That bitch at the market was such a 'corner of lip'!
by Spinderella cut it up one time October 11, 2007
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