1 definition by Spider RasMon
phrase suggestive of a problem or figmented occurence of an anomaly within the relationship matrix that is regularly preceded or followed by a female friend/significant other/spouse standing in front of the television during one of a number of pivotal guy-moments, performed ALWAYS at the wrong time, such as:
(a) Within the last period/quarter/few minutes of any close game.
(b) The last (or only) game of any championship, ESPECIALLY in the most pivotal part (NBA Finals, World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup Finals, any Game 7).
(c) Any episode of "The Man Show".
(d) The last level or final boss of any video game you're about to beat.
(a) Within the last period/quarter/few minutes of any close game.
(b) The last (or only) game of any championship, ESPECIALLY in the most pivotal part (NBA Finals, World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup Finals, any Game 7).
(c) Any episode of "The Man Show".
(d) The last level or final boss of any video game you're about to beat.
Announcer: "Johnson's at the 20, one defender to beat! Clock's ticking down... final seconds... he's at the 5... does a spin move... he can't shake him..."
TV GETS TURNED OFF AND BLOCKED BY SAID FEMALE!!
"We need to talk"
TV GETS TURNED OFF AND BLOCKED BY SAID FEMALE!!
"We need to talk"
by Spider RasMon November 24, 2003