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A large and unattractive woman that is always willing to have sex with anyone that needs it. A shameful last resort to needy and sexually frustrated men.
Dude, did you hear? That fat bitch Samantha is a hippopotapussy. She'll smash anyone that offers her dick! Let's go get some hippopotapussy!
by Spider Lover October 9, 2018
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