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An attractive, brown nerd with unkempt hair and an unusually massive penis. He will give you multiple orgasms and teach you calculus all in one night's work. Loves dogs despite being allergic to them.
Once Hermione started dating the mystery man her grades have skyrocketed and she is glowing. The guy must be such a Kaustav.
by Spice melange November 22, 2021
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