2 definitions by Spectre97

Doing a bardo

The art of performing sexual acts on a field for a small fee.

That guy over there is a doing a bardo with her.

by Spectre97 November 8, 2020

fart

A fart is the spirit ( sometimes can be nasty ) of the food you ate a while ago ! To keep them away during the day one has to make a special offering to the toilet in the morning. Failing to do so can enrage the fart spirit and can result in you getting thrown out of a moving bus later during the day !

Guy:1-What's that awful smell ? Dude did you just fart ?
Guy:2- oh that's the ghost of the turkey I ate yesterday !
Guy:1- man you're full of shit !
Guy:2- I guess I'am...

by Spectre97 January 27, 2014