Definitions by Special Ed.

teacher 

One of Nature's mediocrities who, upon graduation with a snooze-easy degree, is granted dictatorial powers over kids who have, by law, been denied any right of self-defense. So remember, always refer to your children's teachers as "professional educators," not "conceited child-minders" - OR ELSE!!!

Home-school your children; you are the only dedicated teacher they will ever have.

teacher by Special Ed. February 6, 2008