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Half-Sick
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When you don't have a legitimate reason to not do
anything
, so you pass off a stuffy
nose
as a
sickness
.
A:
Yo
, we're going out, wanna come?
B: Nah, im
sick
, im gonna stay home tonight
A: LIES. You're Half-
Sick
B: Prove me wrong, Douche
Half-Sick
by
Spandex Unicorn
January 22, 2009