Southbound Soul's definitions

The Beethoven

When a male is being ridden by a female and the male cums first. The female gets so angry that she pins the male down and shakes the semen out of her vagina onto the males chest. It is named so because it looks like a St. Bernard is slobbering all over the males chest when it happens.

Andy: So how did it go last night man?
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven

by Southbound Soul May 31, 2014

Second Gunman

The partner of a Phantom Shitter. It is the Second Gunman's job to take decoy shits in order to throw investigators off the Phantom Shitters scent - Or as part of a double pronged attack to inflict maximum damage on a target. A good Second Gunman is prepared to take the fall for the work of the Phantom Shitter, so he can go on to shit again.

A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting

Yes, I was the Phantom Shitter this whole time, and I've chosen you , Andy, to be my Second Gunman.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

Hong Kong Noodle Bowl

Similar to the Shanghai Gut Punch, however, it is a group version where you and your friends commit bukkake on the woman by ejaculating on her and she pukes all over everyone's cocks.

Andy: So how did last night go Billy?
Billy: Man, me and the boys gave that bitch the Hong Kong Noodle Bowl.
Andy: That's some sick shit man. I don't think I'm going talk to you again.

by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013

The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

The Shakes

Used to describe the uncontrollable, nervous spasm one suffers after consuming human meat.

The survivors of the Andes flight disaster suffered from The Shakes after being forced to eat their dead compatriots to survive.

by Southbound Soul May 10, 2018

Nissan Shitbox

A car that idiots on welfare checks drive and pretend that they are driving something much better, i.e a Mustang, Challenger, Monaro or Camero. Despite the name, Nissan Shitbox is a general term, and is not just limited to cars manufactured by Nissan, but is instead used to describe the cars of the 1980s to early 1990s variant of several makes and models of coupes and compacts. These include, among others, the Ford Laser, Toyota Corolla, Honda Civics and of course, the Nissan Skyline.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear that car revving outside? Was that a mustang or something?
Person 2: Na man, it was just a Nissan Shitbox. That asshole revs up all the time. He just gets out there and pretends that he's in a Muscle Car.

Person 1: What a fucking retard.

by Southbound Soul May 10, 2018