Similar to the Shanghai Gut Punch, however, it is a group version where you and your friends commit bukkake on the woman by ejaculating on her and she pukes all over everyone's cocks.
Andy: So how did last night go Billy?
Billy: Man, me and the boys gave that bitch the Hong Kong Noodle Bowl.
Andy: That's some sick shit man. I don't think I'm going talk to you again.
Billy: Man, me and the boys gave that bitch the Hong Kong Noodle Bowl.
Andy: That's some sick shit man. I don't think I'm going talk to you again.
by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013

The act of murdering ones wife and then blaming it on another, usually a black person or other minority. Named because of the famed South African special Olympian Oscar Pistorius "The Blade Runner" who did this in real life.
Andy: What happened to Billy?
Jimmy: In prison for Blade Running his wife
Andy: He always was a sick fuck
Jimmy: In prison for Blade Running his wife
Andy: He always was a sick fuck
by Southbound Soul January 07, 2020

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.
by Southbound Soul November 04, 2023

The act of ejaculating into the mouth of your partner during sex, then punching them in the stomach afterwards so they throw up all of the sperm that they just swallowed.
Billy: I got up to some dirty shit last night with that hooker man.
Andy: What do you mean?
Billy: I gave her a Shanghai Gut Punch
Andy: You sick fuck
Andy: What do you mean?
Billy: I gave her a Shanghai Gut Punch
Andy: You sick fuck
by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013

The survivors of the Andes flight disaster suffered from The Shakes after being forced to eat their dead compatriots to survive.
by Southbound Soul May 10, 2018

A car that idiots on welfare checks drive and pretend that they are driving something much better, i.e a Mustang, Challenger, Monaro or Camero. Despite the name, Nissan Shitbox is a general term, and is not just limited to cars manufactured by Nissan, but is instead used to describe the cars of the 1980s to early 1990s variant of several makes and models of coupes and compacts. These include, among others, the Ford Laser, Toyota Corolla, Honda Civics and of course, the Nissan Skyline.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear that car revving outside? Was that a mustang or something?
Person 2: Na man, it was just a Nissan Shitbox. That asshole revs up all the time. He just gets out there and pretends that he's in a Muscle Car.
Person 1: What a fucking retard.
Person 2: Na man, it was just a Nissan Shitbox. That asshole revs up all the time. He just gets out there and pretends that he's in a Muscle Car.
Person 1: What a fucking retard.
by Southbound Soul May 10, 2018
