Definitions by Soultaker MK3

Moby Dick 

Adjective.

An obese or overweight caucasian female.

Man A: Man you where so drunk last night!

Man B: Fosho dude! I woke up with two Moby Dicks this morning.

Moby Dick by Soultaker MK3 September 10, 2010

Captain Ahab 

Adjective;

1.A male that goes out to a bar and ends up going home with a fat chick( see whale).

2. The leader of a group of dudes trying to pickup fat bitches on a bar.

Steve: Man I saw Jeff last night with two Moby Dicks!

Tom: Oh no! He is such a Captain Ahab!

Captain Ahab by Soultaker MK3 September 10, 2010