Definitions by Soulja Boyz

Tummy Sticks 

When two dumb asses, who have no idea of what the practice of tummy sticks exactly is, assault their roommate in the middle of the night, striking his belly with their firm fingers.

(As two men sneakily approach their roommate in the dead of night)

Mark & Myles: "Tummy Sticks A.J.!!!!!!"

Tummy Sticks by Soulja Boyz October 17, 2008

Gordon 

an avoirdupois unit of weight equal to seven baby seals (4,20.0 kg), divided into three men, used for ordinary commerce.

Mark: "Man, I just took the shit of a lifetime. I feel three Gordons lighter.

Gordon by Soulja Boyz October 16, 2008