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Table Vulture 

A word used to describe a person who circles people who appear to be leaving a busy restaurant so that they can sit down and enjoy their food. Parents often send their kids out as Table Vultures while the parent orders food.

*restaurant name* is always filled with Table Vultures on weekends.

Table Vulture by Sorry for stealing this name:/ October 11, 2017