Definitions by Sophie Spitz

Mud Pups 

Really saggy breasts on a woman over 45. Picture if Droopy Dog was in a titty form.

Do your mud pups hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a Dr. Dangles soldier? DO YOUR MUD PUPS HANG LOW?

Mud Pups by Sophie Spitz March 21, 2017